Will - Guitar / vocals

International rug salesman and part time PT instructor are two of the jobs that you should probably not offer this man. His strange guttural language and complete disregard for his own personal safety have made Will one of the top 3 guitarists in the band. We caught up with him during a fracas outside a late night kebab establishment...

1.Biggest influences on your playing?

  These would range from THIN LIZZY to PINK FLOYD

2.Desert island album

  JOURNEY ,,,,, ESCAPE !!!!

3.Who or what would you put in Room 101?

  Lawyer's Note: Sorry Will, your response may constitute defamation, i.e.

  "the publication of a statement which tends to lower a person in the estimation of right-thinking members of society generally."

  (For what it's worth I agree with you, the guy's a pr*ck)

4.Cheese or chocolate?

  CHOCOLATE

5.If you weren’t in a band, what would you be doing with your spare time?

  INTRODUCTIONS TO THE BIG FELLY

6.Most overused phrase

  YA C*** YE!

7.Essential item on stage (apart from your instrument you idiot)

  MIC

8.Tell us a joke.

  WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSHROOM WITH A 12 INCH...... ?

  A FUNGI TO BE WITH

9.Best gig you’ve done.

  INGLISTON MARKET, EDINBURGH, HUGE CROWD A REAL NIGHT TO

  REMEMBER

10.I am the REAL star of Graffiti because…

  I DRIVE THE VAN AND SING SUPERBLY, BETTER THAN ‘THE SHAG’!!